St. Louis - In a stunning move, the St. Louis Rams have announced the hiring of a nine-week old baby as their new head coach. Tyler Kolchuk will assume the role immediately. Amidst the controversy, Tyler held a press conference to ease people's minds. Here are a few of the noteable things Tyler mentioned in his plan for the Rams 2006-2007 season:
"Goooosh. zzzzgoooo....ggoooo....hhhzzzzzggg"
"aaagggghhhoooo....(burp) ....waaaaaaa! WAAAAAAA!!!!"
The press conference was temporarily halted when the new head coach pooped his pants and needed a diaper change. Once cleaned up, he was back at the podium, trying to eat the microphone.
"ggghhoooozzzz, goo, sssszzzzzoooo, (burp, spit up)"
I don't know about you, fans, but it seems that next season will be one to watch, for sure.
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